A little packing seduction!

No, no. It's not what you think. Like I would talk about that on here! This is a pretty funny story.

OK, so since we are moving soon, I got on Craigslist to try and find some free boxes. I was lucky and found some free boxes, as well as a giant bag of moving paper and bubble wrap. And it was on my way to work, so I drive on over and picked it up off the side of their curb. It's been wonderful because we have a lot more stuff this time around and have been able to pack up most of our stuff, just leaving the bare necessities. So last night, Bud and I were packing up most of our dishes and kitchen things and just leaving a few of what we know we'd use in the next couple weeks. I was getting down to the end of the paper and bubble wrap and thought we'd run out before I finished the last of the dishes. As I came to the bottom of the bag I noticed a t-shirt and thought, "what in the world is this". So we figured they were just using some old clothes to wrap some of their things in (why they decided to throw those in the bag too and give them away is another topic). So, I found 3 shirts a purse and then...I came upon this little thing and we really couldn't figure out why it was in there.

It comes with a book on seduction as well as 2 sexy red tea light candles. There was also another space for something else, but it had been removed. We think it may have been lube or message oil. We got such a kick out of it and of course I had to open it up and read it. So in my most fake, sexiest voice, I read aloud these secrets of seduction. I swear, sometimes I wonder how there can be grown ups in the this world who have no idea on how to kiss or don't know what part of a man or woman's body is the pleasure zone, that they have to go out and buy a book about it. Yes I know, everyone is different, but in todays world it just blows my mind. And also, that they talk about food being so seductive, but lets all face it, if you've tried the food thing, we all know it never turns out to be very seductive and sexy like you read about of see in the media. Been there, done that. By the way, don't bring ice cream into the bedroom. Although if you're looking for a good laugh and some comedic time with your husband/wife, then it might be a good idea!